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Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says,' Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says "to grow chest hair" Jon says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA. Which of the two will get there first? The Lesbians, because the gay guys are still getting their shit packed!
A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair. The gay asked how he came to have so much hair on his chest. He said, "I put Vaselineon it every night." That night the gay put Vaseline on his chest and went to bed. His partner George said, "What in the hell is that?" "It's to grow hair." he replied. "Bull shit!" said George. "If Vaseline grew hair... I'd have tail a mile long!
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,"Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
Two gay guys, Larry and Casey, lived together.
One day, it was really hot and Larry came home and found Casey with his ass in the freezer.
Larry exclaimed,"Casey, what the hell are you doing with your ass in the freezer?!?"
Casey replied, "It's so hot outside that I thought you would like something cool to slip into."
Q: Why are all these jokes so gay??
A: 1) There are not jokes!!!
2) They are written by gay people, who have no lives but to surf this loser site.