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Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written...
December 1st
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols. .. feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty Lewis - Human Resources Director
December 2nd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas more...
What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool. Sent by Jeff
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?" Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?" Sent by Patrick
Q. Which is worse, being gay or black.
A. Being gay. Blacks don't have to tell their parents that
they're black.
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to
play with them.
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Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A: They're both filled with stiffs - only one's coming and one's going.
Tony was a typical forward in the football team - big and tough. But he was in trouble. He had put on too much weight and was told if he didn't lose some quickly, he'd be dropped from the team. He consulted a doctor at the sports clinic.
"We're testing a new method of weight reduction" said the Dr, "and we'd like you to try it out. You can eat as anything you like, and as much as you like, but instead of eating it, you must consume it anally." "What! Shove it up my arse?" asked Tony. "That's right" the Dr replied, "but there is one possible side effect... there's a 50% chance you may become homosexual." Tony was very concerned about this but really wanted to be on the team so he agreed.
Three weeks later, Tony returned to the Dr looking trim and fitter. "This is great!" he said. "I can eat anything I like. All I do is shove it up me bum!". "And you look great!" said the Dr "any more...