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Mohini Devi, a housewife from Bihar sues PM for 1 Crore Rupees for sexually molesting her. She alleges that during his election campaign in Punjab he made overtures and advances of indecent nature - he kept saying "Hame karna hai!" Reports say she is open to an out of the court settlement.
J H Patel says India should reduce the number of visas issued to' aliens'. Demands cut in the number of American engineers being admitted into the country says the whites ('Caucasian-Indians') are' stealing' away the local jobs.
Sports: Bombay' Bombers' beat Madras' Sambars' 3 - 0 in a 5 game cricket tournament. Sachin Tendulkar says he wont be playing for Bombers from next season, as the Bihar' Lalloos' have offered him 50 lakh more to play for them.
Tonight on Zee TV: Kabaddi world series live! over 4 countries from around the world participating in his fast-becoming popular sport. Last time - runner ups Germany looking to beat more...

Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................ A. Speed bumps

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other. "How?" "Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords." So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smackingtheir dicks together playing swords. Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions." We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums. The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becomingexhausted. "I'm tired," he said. He bent over saying, "kill me!, killme!!"

These two gay guys are spending the day at the zoo, when they come across this large gorilla with a massive erection.

The first guy says the other guy' 'look at the size of that'' and proceeds to put his hand into the cage to fondle it.

Next thing he knows the gorilla grabs him, pulls him into the cage, and proceeds to have his wicked way with him.

A couple of days later his pal visits him in hospital and he asks' 'are you hurt''.

He quickly replied,' 'Of course I am, he hasn't written, or phoned, or anything!''

Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractiveyoung man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him overto his place. They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, andproceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quiteconcerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parkedcars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reachJohnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceedsto smash into parked cars as he's parking his. As they got out of the car Johnny asked, "So Bob, do youlike my feminine side?"

THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED. THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES. THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED. THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHESIN THE SEA BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE LIKED. THE THIRD GUY SAID I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!! Sent by ANTHONY

4 gay guys walk into a bar. There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit??? They turn it upsidedown. Sent by GC