Gayi Jokes

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Banta: karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai

Jack ka padosi mar gaya. .... Wo Uske har gaya or Pucha-Body Aa Gayi??? Tabhi Body Laker Ambulance Aa Gayi... JACK bola- Lo BAtao, kitni Lambi UMAR Hai...