Generation Jokes / Recent Jokes

Next generation children will sing twinkle twinkle little cigar, I just went to royal bar, whiskey rates are up so high, so drink beer with chicken fry.

Rohan: "Mummy, Do You Know That Vase Which You Said Had Been Handed Down From Generation To Generation?" Mother: "Yes Dear,
What About It?" Rohan: "Well, This Generation Has Just Dropped It."

404
someone who is clueless, from the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found", meaning the requested document couldn't be located - Don't bother asking him, he's 404.
Adminisphere
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rack and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Alpha Geek
The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here."
Beepilepsy
The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Blamestorming
sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Brain Fart
A byproduct of a bloated mind producing information more...