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Did you hear that the library at Georgia State burned down? It was terrible, both books burned and they weren't even colored in!
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"The sarge replied, "Hes in Georgia now. Theyre an hour ahead of us, so well never catch him."
. .. A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL??"
How things would be different if Microsoft were headquartered in Georgia:
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
3. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw"
4. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
5. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders' 95 would be an outhouse
6. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders' 95 theme song would be Achey-Breaky Heart
7. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"
8. Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
9. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now, Yah hear?!"
10. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse
11. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard
12. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator
13. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
The governor said they would consider changing the age to 3 days old if people with no connection to Nebraska continue to take advantage of the no questions asked law.
They give you 14 days to decide a car is a lemon. I'm just saying.
The phone in Rigbys Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from Chicago." "I knowed its a long distance from Chicago!" answered the farmer. "How come you called to tell me that?"
Officials at the Atlanta Zoo have announced the rare birth on Wednesday of a giant panda in captivity to parents Lun Lun and Yang Yang. Little Shiloh Nouvel Lun-Yang is reported to be doing fine.