Georgia Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?
A: So he can park in a handicapped zone!

It's the way you say it...
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.
"Yale," she replied.
The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro east on I-20 toward Georgia.

When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said "Hey Sarge, why did you stop?"

The Sarge replied, "Stupid rookie, he's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.

Kellogg Co. recalled 16 products and federal officials confirmed salmonella contamination at a Georgia facility
Employees cite overcrowding and unsanitary working conditions in hollow trees.

A Georgia man is accused of holding his wife and children captive in a trash-filled mobile home for three years.

If convicted, the entire South may be arrested.

A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a pickemup on I-75.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, " 'Bout what? "

Two young Atlanta engineers were reminiscing about their college days when one of them remarked, "I sure wish I could have gone to Georgia Tech."
Said his friend, "Oh, hell, you wouldn't have liked Tech too much. The only graduates they have are football players and whores."
"It just so happens that my wife graduated from Georgia Tech," the first snapped.
"Oh, really?" answered the friend, realizing his faux pas. "Tell me, what position did she play?"