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Ever wondered what would be in " Titanic " if the same was made by Subhash Ghai.
The name of the movie? " Naav Doobta hai. Pyaar Doobta Nahin". Well here it goes!

1] The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that
have a court scene full of people or a Janta basti full of janta.

2] Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's
name would be Phool and Shahrukh's name would be Chakh. (Alphabet "a"
deliberately left out)

3] The Titanic would be sailing from Madh Island to the Gateway of India.

4] Madhuri would be dancing in the rain with Shahrukh in tow.

5] Rose's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime
he sees Shahrukh.

6] Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom AaBaap Singh on the ship.
Shahrukh also gets his sister nanhi gudiya.

7] The movie more...