Ghoul Jokes

A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

A ghost joke
When can’t you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they’re not dead!

A ghost joke
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!

A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!

A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!

A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.

Q: Where do ghosts take their dirty coats?
A: To a dry-screamers.
Q: What did the phantom on guard duty outside the haunted castle say when he heard a noise?
A:' Halt! Who ghosts there?'
Q: Why was the shy ghost frightened of going to the opticians' party?
A: Because he thought he might make a spooktacle of himself.
It was a graveyard romance. Boy meets ghoul.
Q: What music do ghosts like?
A: Haunting melodies.
Q: How did the two ghosts fall in love?
A: It was love at first fright.
Q: On what day do ghosts play tricks on each other?
A: April Ghoul's Day.
Q: Where can you catch a ghost train?
A: At a mainfestation.
Q: Why did the female ghoul like demons?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Q: What do you call a female ghost who serves drinks and food on a' plane?
A: An air ghostess.
Some years ago I tried to become a ghost writer. But I couldn't find any ghosts who wanted me to more...

First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.

A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don’t know what possessed her!

A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She’s forecasting sunny spells!

A cannibal joke
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

A witch joke
How do witches tell the time?
By looking at their witch watches!

A vampire joke
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!

A witch joke
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won’t be able to see which witch is witch!

A Halloween joke
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for “tick or tweet”!