"Scary Collection 04" joke

A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don’t know what possessed her!

A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She’s forecasting sunny spells!

A cannibal joke
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

A witch joke
How do witches tell the time?
By looking at their witch watches!

A vampire joke
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!

A witch joke
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won’t be able to see which witch is witch!

A Halloween joke
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for “tick or tweet”!