Gibson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Weeks after Mel Gibson's arrest and alleged anti-semetic tirade, local movie fan Josh Rosenberg still admits to enjoying the actor/director's body of work. "I mean yeah, at first it was like, screw that guy, but then I was stoned and watching TNT and Payback came on and I was like... oh hell yeah. I mean it sucks that he hates my people and all, but did you see when he drops that cigarette and blows up the car? dude..."
The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names theyve gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "Weve got Gibson in the lead." The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?" "Well, no," the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, hes a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but hes very up and coming. And besides, weve also got Redford." "You got Robert Redford?" the director asks. "No, we got Jeremy Redford, but hes very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he says enthusiastically, " weve got Streisand and in a singing role." "Barbara Streisand?" he asks. "No, Elizabeth Streisand." The Producer responds. "But shes got a great voice. AND weve got Goulet." "You got Robert Goulet?" the director asks. "Yeah," the more...
Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice."Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could hit the ball that way, I'd take off my toeplate and retire from pitching," Gibson said.Flood smiled."In fact, roomie,'' Gibson continued, "If I hit the way you do, I think I'd also retire from baseball."
Mel Gibson criticized the Iraq war during a recent press conference, saying they we shouldn't be shedding needless blood over there. Which makes sense, since they hate Jews, too.
Mel Gibson is on board with Venod Sekhar to find an environmentally safe way to recycle old tires. Sekhar is one of Malaysia's wealthiest men, and Gibson is best known for his work insulting women, police and jews.
Sekhar was quoted as saying, "We don't have any jews in Malaysia, so it's no big deal."
Gibson was quoted as saying "Burning tires is bad for the environment. Burning jews however..."
Lieutenant governor candidate Tom McClintock said he will no longer use a fundraising letter sent on his behalf by Mel Gibson.
A hurt and drunk Gibson then went into a tirade, blaming all the wars of the world on lieutenant governors.