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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not
you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE
ANSWERS. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that
difficult. You just need to think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in
a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and
close the door.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator remove the giraffe and put
in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your
foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend except one. Which more...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river.
The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle."Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks."When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied."Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe."Yep!" said the elephant.
"I've got Turtle-Recall."
PART 1
QNS: How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
ANS: 1) Open the fridge door
2) put the elephant in
3) Close the door
Qns: How do u put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?
ANS: 1) open the fridge door
2) take out the elephant
3) put in the giraffe
4) close the door
PART 2
Qns :There was a forest fire somewhere and Tarzan's job was to call out all the animals so that he can take them to a safe place. He kept calling and calling out to all the animals and all of them turned up except one. What animal was it and why?
Ans: giraffe....
...because it is still in the fridge
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. “Get a load of her” said the mouse, “what a babe! ” “Well, why not try your luck? ” replied the lion. So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talking to her.
Within five minutes they’re out the door and into the night. The next day, the lion was drinking in the bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse is completely worn out, and can hardly hold himself up. The lion helped his pal up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, “What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe, what happened after that? Was she all right? ”
The mouse replied, “Yeah, she was really something, we went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. And oh, man! I’ve never had a night like it! ” “But how come you look like you’re so exhausted? ” asked the lion.
“Well” said the more...
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4. Close door.How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge? There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge? By the footprints in the butter.