Girdhari Jokes / Recent Jokes

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,' said Ram Lal.
His friend Girdhari Lal, full of sympathy, asked,' Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?'
'No, no. She was not on the bus,' replied Ram Lal.
'Then how did she save your money?' enquired Girdhari Lal rather puzzled.
'Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!' replied Ram Lal.

AGRA is famous for its Taj and also for its mental asylum in vernacular. Mr Girdhari Lai, before his retirement, went to Agra to see the Taj along with his family, on leave fare concession. When he joined his office after the leave, one of his friends, Mr Mange Ram, asked him,' Agra say ho aye jee?' (Have you been to Agra?)
When Girdhari Lai replied in the affirmative, Mange Ram, knowing very well that Girdhari Lai had gone there to see the Taj, quipped,' Key kahende nein?' (What did the doctors at the mental asylum say?)
Everybody listening started laughing. But Girdhari Lai silenced Mange Ram by retorting,' Oh kahende nein kee mareez noo naal ley key aoo. Das kadan chalney?' (They told me to bring the patient along with me. Tell me when you want to accompany me to Agra for a check-up.)