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A new bus driver was starting his route. It was a beautiful day, everything was going great - no problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.The next day the same thing happened -Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John more...

Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me….. I know we’ve been friends for a long time….. but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is. ” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know? ”

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.

He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. more...

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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a showoff refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleepo ver the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and more...

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage,
started his bus, and drove off along the route.
No problems for the first few stops a fewpeople
got on, a few got off,
and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.
Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging
down to the ground. He glared at thedriver and said,
"Big John doesn`t pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three,
thin, and basically meek? Well, he was.

Naturally, he didn`t argue with Big John, but he
wasn`t happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John
got on again, made a show of refusing to pay,
and sat down.

And the next day, and the one after that,
and so forth. This grated on the bus driver,
who started losing sleep over the way
Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally more...