Glitter Jokes / Recent Jokes
There are three men in the woods and they asked a dude if they could stay there for the night and he said yes as long as you dont f*** my dauhgter so the dude put gliter on his dauhters pussy and one mornig he told the three dudes to pull down there pants and the first dude had glitter on his d*ck so he chopped it off. the second dude had glitter on his d*ck to so he chopped it off as well and the third dude had glitter on his mouth.
a boy askes his mum do they have christmas decoration in vietnam, his mum reply they usually do but this year there hanging glitter.
theres this king and he has a daghter well he said who ever can resist my daghter i wont chop off your penis well that night he put glitter all over her body so the fallowing morning he said let me see your dicks the black guy had glitter on hid dick so the king choped it off then the white guy had glitter on his dick so he choped it off then the mexican didnt have glitter on his dick so when the king asked him how he resisted his daghter the mexican just smiled and he had glitter on his teeth
Former British glam rocker Gary Glitter, convicted of molesting two Vietnamese girls, may be released early from his three-year sentence, a prison official said Wednesday. Upon release, he is going to crash on Roman Polanski's place.