Globe Jokes / Recent Jokes

Boston Globe sports writer Ron Borges was suspended two months for plagiarizing. I'm hoping that no news organizations already used that same sentence.

Teacher to naughtiest boy in class: " Tell me; Ramu; why is the globe
flattened only at the Poles and not anywhere else? "

Ramu to the teacher: "I swear miss; I didn' t do anything. The globe was in the same Condition last year! "

The other day I was scanning the food sections of three newspapers – the New York Times, the Washington Post and the Boston Globe. All had articles on Middle Eastern cuisine, albeit from different cultural demographics. The Times focused on the Sephardic Jewish cooking, the Post on the foods prepared by the Catholic and Orthodox populations, and the Globe went for the Ramadan meals for Muslims.

And guess what – the Jews, Christians and Muslims were all eating the same thing! In fact, all three articles interviewed people from the same part of the region (the Syrian city of Aleppo).

To which I say to these groups: Just go into a kitchen together and start cooking – you’ll see how much you genuinely have in common. Forget about sending Condi Rice to the Middle East...send Rachael Ray and have her get the warring parties around a stove. We’d have both peace and dinner in less than 30 minutes!

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association, announced Wednesday that it had reached an agreement with the I.R.S. to satisfy past tax obligations and will no longer offer gift bags to all attendees of the Golden Globe awards.
They will however continue their policy of giving a Golden Globe award to every actor, director, producer, usher, seat filler, waitress, valet, and bathroom attendant who attends the lame-ass award ceremony.


Worth less than People's Choice Award
or 4 piece chicken nuggets meal at Wendy's