Glucose Jokes / Recent Jokes

Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic.... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the
high glucose levels found in semen. A young female
freshman raised her hand and asked "If I understand,
you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen?"
"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to
add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't
it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class
burst out laughing.
The poor girl's face turned bright red; she picked up her
books without a word and walked out of class never to return.
As she was going out the door, the totally straight-faced
professor answered her question:
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds
for sweetness are on the TIP of your tongue!"

A catholic, a morman and an Arab were playing golf and bragging about their family.
The catholic boasted that he had 4 kids, his wife was pregnant and soon he would have his own basketball team.
The morman replied; "that's nothing, we have 10 kids. One more and I'll have a football team!!! "You guys have no vision" declared the Arab. "I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have my own 18-hole golf course!!!!"
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A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front
seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.
The Nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next
stop.
When the bus starts on its way again, the bus driver says to the Hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how to get that Nun to have sex with you."
The Hippie, of course, says that he would love to know, so more...