Goddammed Jokes

Triplets were seated in their hi-chairs at the table as their mother asked the first one what would you like for breakfast? "I'll have some of those goddammed eggs," he exclaimed. Their mother immediately picked his little ass up and whipped it good fashion. Putting him back in his chair roughly she asked the second one politely, "What would you like?" The second triplet said, "I guess I'll have some of those eggs and a piece of that goddammed sausage." His mother immediately picked his ass up and whipped it just as good as the first. Slamming him back into his hi-chair she then turns to the third and says, "What will you have?" He said, "I'll have anything else you've got except for those goddammed eggs and that fucking sausage."