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Golda and Ruth were shmoozing at the beauty shop and Ruth commented, "I hear the girl your nephew Sheldon is marrying has Herpes"
Golda replied, "That's what I heard too! I didn't know what Herpes is, so I looked it up in the medical dictionary. Not to worry, It said it's "a disease affecting the gentiles"!

The engagement.
Ruth and Golda were walking along Hendon High Street.
Ruth says, "My son Irving is getting married. He tells me he is engaged to a wonderful girl, but... he thinks she may have a disease called herpes.
Golda says, "Do you have any idea what this herpes is, and can he catch it?"
Ruth replies, "No, but I am just so thrilled to hear about Irving`s engagement - it`s time he settled down. As far as the herpes goes...who knows?"
"Well," says Golda, "I have a very good medical dictionary at home. I`ll look it up and call you."
So Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth. "Ruth, I found it. Not to worry. It says herpes is a disease of the gentiles."