Goodtimes Jokes

Thank you all for your help in guarding the world from the great evil threat of the mean and nasty viruses found throughout our world but I've got one more final warning about the "Good Times" virus.
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Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your bike shorts when you are late for work.
Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. more...

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