Gorillas Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, more...
Who is the Gorillas favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They dont really know - but theyre NUTS about him!
Who is the Gorillas favourite playwright? Eugene ONeill - who wrote The Hairy Ape!
Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote The Apes of Wrath!