Gorillas Jokes / Recent Jokes
A large number of endangered gorillas have been found in the Congo. President Bush will have them shipped to the Oval Office where he hopes to offset the economy as the only 500-pound gorilla in the room.
A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to her mother and asks
"What are they doing?"
The mother stutters and replies
"They are making cakes dear"
The next day the mother took the daughter to the zoo. They went to see the gorillas. When they got there the gorillas were shagging in the cage. Again the daughter turns to the mother and asks
"What are they doing?"
The mother is not as shocked and remembers what she had said to her daughter in the park.
"They are making cakes dear"
That night the mother and father got jiggy on the sofa. The next morning the daughter comes into the kitchen and asks her mother
"Mum, were you and dad making cakes on the sofa last night?"
The mother was very embarrassed and turn to her daughter and said
"Why dear?"
To that the daughter more...
Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak more...
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.