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Why did the nerd eat the fifth grader's math test??
Because it was a peace of cake!!

The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. How high is it, Doctor? she wanted to know. One hundred and three, said the doctor. What is the world record?

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made myhomework paper into a paper airplane.""Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said theteacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand itin.""Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."