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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one-holding onto their "weewees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 4th but more...

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were
actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders...Better to be safe than - punch a 5th grader.Strike while - the bug is close.It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.Never underestimate the power of - termites. You can lead a horse to water but - how? Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty. No news is - impossible. A miss is as good as a - Mr. You can't teach an old dog new - math. If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.Love all, trust - me.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.An idle mind is - the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's - pollution.Happy the bride who - gets all the presents. A penny saved is - not much. Two's company, three's - the Musketeers. more...

A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that? s right."But still there were two children that didn? t put their hands down, so the teacher continued."Okay, Michael, Where is God?""God is inside me.""Very good that? s right."Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him."Okay, Danny, Where is God?""He? s in our bathroom."Well the teacher just had to ask, "How do you know he? s in the bathroom?"The answer came, "Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says,? My God are you still in there? "

A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders." Where is God?" The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond." Okay, Mary, Where is God?" "He is everywhere," "Very good that? s right." But still there were two children that didn? t put their hands down, so the teacher continued." Okay, Michael, Where is God?" "God is inside me." "Very good that? s right." Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him." Okay, Danny, Where is God?" "He? s in our bathroom." Well the teacher just had to ask, "How do you know he? s in the bathroom?" The answer came, "Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says,? My God are you still in there?? "

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am" he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."