Grasshopper Jokes / Recent Jokes

Grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bar tender goes "Hey you, I've got a drink named after you!"
Grasshopper: "Really? You have a drink named Steve!"

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to recommend a good drink. The bartender says that their grasshoppers are very good, so the man orders one. Then he has another couple.

On the way home henotices a grasshopper on the ground. He says to the grasshopper, "do you know that there is a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper looks up at the man and says "do you mean they have a drink called Irving?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender turns to the grasshopper and says "hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper responds "why in the heck do you have a drink named Bob?"

Later on in the same match, the fielding side groaned, as they watched the spider walk to the crease.

'Oh no, not him again,' sighed the grasshopper.' Is he good?' asked a beetle.

'It's not that,' said the grasshopper,' it's just that he stays in so long.

The only way to get him out is l. l. l. l. l. b. w.! '

A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink. ”
The bartender can’t believe his eyes and says, “Oh my Gosh, I can’t believe this, you’re a talking grasshopper! ”
“Do you know we have drink named after you? ”
The Grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve? ”

So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!".The grasshopper says "Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!".

So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!". The grasshopper says "Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!".