Grazing Jokes

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow
is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.
Waiter: I`ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and
frog`s leg.
Customer: Don`t tell me your problems.
Give the menu card.
Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing
football and the game went into extra time.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight,
will it reach Delhi in a days time?
Post Master: Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer: I bet you, it won`t.
Post Master: more...

A flock of sheep are grazing in a field, happily going, "baa, baa!" to each other and discussing life as usual, when suddenly they, hear a "moo, moooooooooo!"
They look around and see only sheep. They carry on grazing as before.
"Mooo, mooooooo, moo!"
One sheep can hear it all too clearly next to him. He shuffles away a little from his friend, a worried look on his face and then asks "George, why are you mooing. Your a sheep. Sheep go 'baa!'"
His friend replies gladly, "I know, I thought I would learn a foreign language!"

(Brad, granted this is old, but I hadn't heard it in a while and smirked at it:)
A farmer decides that his 3 sows should be bred, and contacts his buddy
down the road, who owns 3 male pigs. They agree on a stud fee, and the
farmer puts the sows in his pickup and brings them down the road to the
males. He leaves them all day, and when he picks them up that night, asks
the man how he can tell if it 'took' or not. The breeder replies that
if, the next morning, the sows were grazing on grass, they were pregnant,
but if they were rolling in the mud as usual, they probably weren't...
Comes the morn, the sows are rolling in the mud as usual, so the farmer
puts them in the truck and brings them back for a second full day of
frolic. This continues for a week, since each morning the sows are
rolling in the mud.
About the sixth day, the farmer wakes up and tells his wife, "I don't
have the heart to look again. This is getting more...

During the week, the village pitch is always covered in grazing sheep. Last week, the groundsman was marking out the boundary when he heard one sheep say to another,

'Well, I've eaten all the grass at extra-cover. I think I'll try over at third man!'

Teacher: Correct The Sentence, "A Bull And A Cow Is Grazing In The Field Student: A Cow And A Bull Are Grazing In The Field Teacher Teacher: How? Student: Ladies First.