Greece Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Greece!
Greece who!
Greece my palm and I'll tell you!

Why did firefighters have greater difficulty extinguishing the wild fires in California than they did the ones in Greece?

Everyone knows Greece fires are the worst.

Never use water to extinguish a Greece fire, it only makes it worse.

How about that cruise ship that sunk off the coast of Greece? Talk about a strange coincidence. You have a perfectly good cruise ship that had gone on close to a thousand voyages, and all of a sudden Rosie O’Donnell hopes on board and the sucker goes down.