Grey Jokes / Recent Jokes
Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant!
Whats big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera!
Movie Name and description:
Total Recall - What Arnold Schwarzenegger did to Former CA Gov. Grey Davis.
Kindergarten Cop - What Californians want Arnold to be to the CA legislators.
True Lies - What our legislators say.
Jingle all the Way - The sound of the special interest legislator's deep pockets.
Collateral Damage - What Former CA Gov. Grey Davis called the budget deficit he made.
Terminator - What CA needs.
End of Days - What will happen to the legislators if they don't pass a budget.
Predator - What Former Gov. Grey Davis campaign fundraising skills are called.
Last Action Hero - This Gov. really did save a person's life.
Raw Deal - What the Dems are giving Arnold.
The Running Man - Run Arnold, the Legislators are scary people
Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill? A get wellephant!
Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?
A: So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t, you get down from a duck.
Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
Q: What’s grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
Q: What’s grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
Q: What is grey and more...
What’s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band!
What`s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana!
What`s big, grey and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
What`s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you’re ill?
A get wellephant!
What`s grey and never needs ironing?
A drip dry elephant!
What`s big and grey and red?
A sunburnt elephant!
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn`t pay his bill?
"Pack your trunk and clear out!"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first!
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
An elephant holding its breath! What’s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline!
What`s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What`s grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a more...