"Elephant jokes" joke

What’s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band!
What`s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana!
What`s big, grey and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
What`s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you’re ill?
A get wellephant!
What`s grey and never needs ironing?
A drip dry elephant!
What`s big and grey and red?
A sunburnt elephant!
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn`t pay his bill?
"Pack your trunk and clear out!"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first!
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
An elephant holding its breath! What’s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline!
What`s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What`s grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
What`s grey and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
What`s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!
What`s big and grey and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
An elephant in a lift!
What`s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant`s shadow! What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
The tusk fairy!