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One day, the lion, the mighty king of the jungle make new law: "Animals not allowed drink alcohol". In the next day lion goes to control how the new law works. There are all O.K., only rabbit is drunken.
What's problem, rabbit, arn't you don't know the new law?
Big grief, big grief, lion, my vife leave me!
O.K., rabbit, that time I forgive you.
In the next day lion again goes control animals and founds rabbit drunken:
What's problem, rabbit, arn't you don't know the new law?
Big joy, big joy, lion, my wife come back to me!
O.K., rabbit, that time I forgive you, but in the last time. If one more time I see you are drunken, I f**k you.
In next day lion again goes control order in the jungle. All O.K., but he never can't find rabbit. At last he find lake and rabbits ears from the water. Lion takes its and take out full drunken rabbit from the water.
Rabbit, do you know, whot I'll do with you?
But who are you?
I am lion, the mighty more...

THE BRITISH CONSPIRACY THEORY Just for the sake of argument, hear me out.
I have a theory. Tell me what you think of it:
Diana is alive.
The entire thing was a hoax. The World's Most Photographed Person finally
got them off her back. It took a lot of money and a great deal of
persuasion but Diana and Al-Fayed could easily have supplied both. Check
these facts out:
1. Nobody has seen any images of Diana's corpse.
2. The' eye-witnesses' who claimed to have seen the crash could very well
have been paid to say what they did.
3. The initial' suspects' were the paparazzi. If they were made to seem
responsible for the' accident' then the world would revile them and no-one
would be indecent enough to buy and publish the pictures thus assuring
that no documentary proof of the crash ever gets seen. And even if there
were pictures of Diana in a wrecked Merc they could easily have been
fabricated beforehand, what with more...

The Immense Consequences
The death under any circumstances of a member of the Royal Family would be
a cause for sadness. Had anyone made a list of those whose death might
have been anticipated, Princess Diana's name would have been last on it,
hence the worldwide shock and outpouring of grief: disbelief, anger,
analysis, sadness and perhaps the reluctant beginnings of acceptance.
Strong emotions would have been triggered had any Royal been even slightly
injured in an accident. The sudden, total loss of Diana, Princess of
Wales in a violent car crash is one of the greatest national tragedies to
befall Britain since the Second World War.
The memory of August 31, 1997 will long remain in people's minds: first
we saw the gruesome wreckage of the Mercedes after hitting an underpass
wall at high speed following a reckless chase through Paris from the Place
Vendome to the Pont De L'Alma. By strange twists of fate, the more...