Gross Jokes / Recent Jokes
A black haired, brunette and blond are in a lift. The black haired sees something white on the wall and licks it and goes: ''hmmmmmmm, that's sperm''.
The brunette licks it and goes: ''hmmmmmmmmm its not bad''.
The blond licks it and goes: ''hmmmm, the guy is not from town''
A man and his friend are out camping and the first one needs to go to the bathroom and they have no toliet paper so he asks his friend what to do. His friend says just wipe it with your hand and smack it on a rock. So the man does so and smacks his hand on a rock and it hurts him really bad, so to reduce the pain he sucks on his hand.
Ever been to KFC? Ever notice that sometimes their toilets do not provide toilet rolls? Reason being that they uphold their motto: "It's finger licking good!"
How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
If you have to chew before you swallow.
At a local church in a town not so far away, a pastor was holding a couples seminar, in which people could join a club that met every week.
However, the only requirement to get in is that the couple has to restrain from sex for a month.
At the starting day the pastor only gets three couples to sign up; he tells those three couples about the no sex for a month rule, and they all agree.
ONE MONTH LATER...
The first couple walks into the church and says it was hard, but they made it.
The second couple walks in and says it was difficult, but they made it.
Then the third couple walks in and says well....
"What the pastor said, my wife bent over to pick up some salad and I had to nail her on the spot!"
The pastor, shocked and upset, says, "I'm sorry, but you can't be allowed into this couples club,"
Then the boyfriend said, "Eehhh, that's alright, we aren't allowed in Jewel either!"