"Grocery Store" joke
At a local church in a town not so far away, a pastor was holding a couples seminar, in which people could join a club that met every week.
However, the only requirement to get in is that the couple has to restrain from sex for a month.
At the starting day the pastor only gets three couples to sign up; he tells those three couples about the no sex for a month rule, and they all agree.
ONE MONTH LATER...
The first couple walks into the church and says it was hard, but they made it.
The second couple walks in and says it was difficult, but they made it.
Then the third couple walks in and says well....
"What the pastor said, my wife bent over to pick up some salad and I had to nail her on the spot!"
The pastor, shocked and upset, says, "I'm sorry, but you can't be allowed into this couples club,"
Then the boyfriend said, "Eehhh, that's alright, we aren't allowed in Jewel either!"
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