Gulti Jokes

How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away? He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car. Why does a Gulti wish for rain? Because he gets a free car wash. How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet? He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies. Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell? Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.

How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?
He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.
Why does a Gulti wish for rain?
Because he gets a free car wash.
How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?
He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.
Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?
Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.

1. Binglish (for Bombay_English).

2. Bhindi (for Bombay_Hindi)

3. This list is perpetually incomplete since the evolution of this language can never possibly cease.

4. Bhindi/Binglish: Pronunciations are in brackets following the words.

5. Chikna - Stands for any good looking fellow. Chikna actually means smooth.

6. Keeda - An absolute pest.

7. Jhakaas - Superb. Excellent.

8. Haila! - This originated from "Hai Allah! " but I don't think 99% of the users know about this. Haila would translate to "Oh God!"

9. ChappanTikkli/Punter/Tapori/Shana - Roadside loafer. Tapori is among the most commonly used words in Bhindi.

10. Bevada / Gutter / Taankee / Batli / JohnnyWalker - A Drunk.

11. Saand - A boisterous or an exceeding brash guy.

12. Chotay - For any kid working in a Tapri. If the shop has more than one kid all would have to be more...