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Three guys witness a murder; the only problem is they each say only one thing. The first guy says, "Mememememe." The second guy says, "Forks and knifes." And the third guy says, "Goody, goody gumdrops."
When the policeman gets there, he asks, "Who killed this man?" The first guy replies, "Memememememe." Then the policeman asks, "What did you kill him with?" The second guy replies, "Forks and knifes. Forks and knifes." Then the policeman says, "That's it! You're all going to jail." The third guy says, "Goody, goody gumdrops!"

Three men are sitting next to a dead guy. The first one can only say, "Yup! Yup! Yup!" The second one can say, "Forks and Knives. Forks and knives." Finally, the third one can say, "Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!"
A cop comes by and asks the first one if he killed the man. Unable to say anything else, he says, "Yup! Yup! Yup!" Then he asks the second man, "What weapons did you use?" The second man says, "Forks and Knives. Forks and knives." Astonished, he is taken back for a second and then tells them all that they will go to jail. The third man tries to plead, "Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!"

once there were three aliens who crashed their plane on earth. These aliens did not know any language. SO they decided to learn. The first one said "
I am the smartest, I will go to opera singing."
The second one said"
I love food. I will go to a bakery"
The last alien said "
I am dumb, But like candy. So I will go to a candy store"
The first alien learned one word and that was "
ME, me, me, meeeeee"
The second one learned three words. "
Knives and forks"
The last alien learned "
Goody, Goody, gumdrops"
So they fixed the space ship and on their way home said their last words. ALl of a sudden a Police officer came up to them and said "
There is a crime. Who did it?"
The first alien said "
Me, me, me, Meeeee"
Then the Police officer said"
with what?"
The second alien said "
Knives and more...