Gupta Jokes / Recent Jokes

Money lender: "Gupta, I will make you a lakhpati in 3 days."
Gupta: "If you do, then I will kill you."
Money lender: "Why?"
Gupta: "Because I am already a crorepati."

Once, a couple living in our neighbourhood was found quarrelling among themselves quite often. One day my neighbour Mr. Sharma asked Mr. Gupta why they quarrelled so much. Mr. Gupta replied that he and his wife enjoyed quarrelling and getting angry. Mr. Sharma was astonished and asked Mr. Gupta to explain. He said that during quarrelling his wife throws the rolling pin at him and if it hits, then she is happy and if it happens to miss then he is happy and taunts her over her failure.