Gynocologist Jokes / Recent Jokes
A beautiful, voluptous woman goes to see a gynocologist. The doctor
takes one good look at this woman and his professioalism is a thing of
the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he
begins to stroke her tigh. As he does he says to the woman:
"Do you know what I`m doing? " "Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any
abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing know",
he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast
cancer." "That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds
to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m
doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?
I'm bushed!
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home? I'm Bushed!
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!