Hairdresser Jokes / Recent Jokes

(Hairdresser) - "I haven't seen you for ages."
(They mean) - "You've been going to another hairdresser."
(Hairdresser) - "It's got long hasn't it?"
(They mean) - "I'm on fairly safe grounds here."
(Hairdresser) - "What kind of shampoo are you using?"
(They mean) - "There must be some explanation for the state of your hair."
(Hairdresser) - "I can't afford a holiday this year."
(They mean) - "Please remember I rely on tips."
(Hairdresser) - "Are you busy at the moment?"
(They mean) - "I can't remember what you do."
(Hairdresser) - "Do you want anything on it?"
(They mean) - "After what I've done, I suggest you wear a hat."

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and
dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called este." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to more...