Halen Jokes

Van Halen's Son Joins Band
Mega-band Van Halen announced today that Wolfgang Van Halen, Eddie's 15 year old son, will join the band on tour in 2007 as the new bass player. It will be his first professional gig. It was also reported that young Wolfgang recently went on his first date. He took the Coors Light twins to Dubai in his dad's Gulfstream and spent the weekend at Jackass 2: The Ride.

Eddie Van Halen entered rehab to "work on" himself. He may miss Van Halen's induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and a planned reunion tour this summer.

"I know things look bad", said Eddie, "but you have to focus on the bright side - I still have most of my teeth."