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Middle age is the age halfway between your present age and 100...

Once In 18th Century, All The Scientists Were Finding The Path To Moon. So A Scientist Calls All The Other Scientists And Says
That He Found The Path To Moon. Everyone Asks Him How. He Takes A Torch And Switches It On And Shows Them The Light Rays
Telling This Is The Path To The Moon. Another Scientist Goes And Tells Him That He Would Test The Way To Moon And Tells Him
That He Should Not Switch Off The Torch When He Is Halfway.

Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?" He says, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress." The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too. The second guy says, "What's wrong?" The first guy says, "Small world!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A. She wanted to lay it on the line.

Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.
The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?"
He says, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."
The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
The second guy says, "What's wrong?"
The first guy says, "Small world!"

So you think you have troubles? When I got to the building, I found that the hurricane had knocked some bricks off the top. So I rigged up a beam with a pulley at the top of the building and hoisted up a couple of barrels full of bricks. When I had fixed the building, there were a lot of bricks left over. Then I weent to the bottom of the building and cast off the line. Unfortunately, the barrel of bricks was heavier than I was, and before I knew what was happening, the barrel started down, jerking me off the ground.

I decided to hang on and halfway up I met the barrel coming down and received a hard blow on the shoulder. I then continued to the top banging my head against the beam and getting my fingers jammed in the pulley. When the barrel hit the ground it burst its bottom, allowing all the bricks to spill out.

I was now heavier than the barrel and so started down again at high speed. Halfway down I met the barrel coming up and received more injuries to my more...

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two
ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and
rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on
through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting
and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those
gals to let us play through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway
to the ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I
can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my
mistress. Maybe you'd better go talk to them." The second man walked
toward the ladies, got halfway there, and, just as his partner had
done, stopped, turned around and walked back. "Small world." he said.