Halloween Jokes / Recent Jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "Im an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, Im an undercover agent," he replied.

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

Q: What kind of coffee does Count Dracula drink?
A: Decoffinated
Q: Why couldn't the witch have babies?
A: because her husben had a holloweeny
Q: WHY DID THE SKELETON BURP?
A: BECAUSE HE HAD NO GUTS TO FART.

Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

What is a childss favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty... 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag.... OH!-You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth, 2. You scared me stiff! 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? Theyre used to people goblin them!