Hansel Jokes

Two african american kids (a boy and a girl) go out trick or treating and
stop at a lady's house for candy.
Lady: Who are you two supposed to be?
Kids: Hansel and Gretel
Lady: You can't be Hansel and Gretel, they're white.
So the kids went home and changed and went back to the lady's house.
Lady: Now who are you supposed to be?
Kids: Jack and Jill.
Lady: You can't be Jack and Jill, they're white.
Then the kids went home to change again but went back to the lady's house
with nothing on this time.
Lady: What are you supposed to be this time?
Kids: Hershey bars, one with nuts and one without.

One Halloween two black children, a brother and a sister, were trick-or-treating as Hansel and Gretel. They came to the first house and knocked on the door. The old lady that answered said, "Children! Go back home and tell your momma that Hansel and Gretel weren't black!"
They went home and told their mother. She pulled out their Romeo and Juliet costumes from last year and quickly got them re-dressed. They went back to the old lady's house where she came to the door and again she said, "Children! Go back home and tell your momma that Romeo and Juliet weren't black!"
Again they went home and told their mother. This time, their mother said "I'll fix that mean old lady. Give me your clothes."
The boy and his sister took off their costumes and their mother sent them back to the old lady's house without a stitch of clothing to wear. They knocked on the door and the old lady answered. "CHILDREN!!" she said. "You're both naked! Now more...