Hartford Jokes

You Know You're From Connecticut When...
You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
You never went to a bar in high school.
You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.
You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm
You actually thought that Hartford was big
You or someone you know has attended UCONN
You drive a JETTA
You still think that the Whalers are cool.
You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
There is a farm within miles of your house
You thought bars were really for people over 21
Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
You don't have an accent when you talk.
You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
You have deer in your backyard.
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In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. You may not educate dogs.You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind. Cattle branding in the United States did not originate in the West. It began in Connecticut in the mid-nineteenth century, when farmers were required by law to mark all their pigs.It's illegal to clam at night in Connecticut. In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.In Connecticut it is illegal to pirouette while crossing the streetDruggists in Connecticut must pay $400.00 each year for a license in order to use alcohol in compounding prescriptions.Atwoodville: A local ordinance prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.Devon: It is more...