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A Haryanavi peasant was walking down the road carrying a heavy sack of grain on his head. A kindly sardar farmer drawing his bullock cart offered him a lift. The Haryanavi gratefully accepted the offer and sat down in the cart but kept the sack on his head.
'Chaudhury, why don't you put the sack down in the gadda?
'Sardarji replied the Haryanavi,' your cart is already heavily loaded. I don't want to put more burden on your poor bullock.'

Once a Jat went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building. He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him. So he approached the Jat and asked, "What are you doing?" When he was told the answer the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted. "How many have you counted?" The Jat said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away the Jat was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man, for he had counted twenty.