Haystack Jokes

Bad news: A man fell out of an airplane
Good news: He had a parachute
Bad news: The parachute didn't work
Good news: There was a haystack beneath him
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack
Good news: He missed the pitchfork
Bad news: He missed the haystack

Bad news... a guy jumped out of an airplane
good news... he has a parachute
bad news... it doesnt work
good news... theres a haystack
bad news... theres a pitchfork
good news... he mises the pitchfork
bad news... he mises the haystack

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....
Good news: He had a parachute.
Bad News: It didnt work.
Good News: There was a haystack down below.
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good News: He missed the pitchfork.
Bad News: He missed the haystack.