Pitchfork Jokes

Bad news... a guy jumped out of an airplane
good news... he has a parachute
bad news... it doesnt work
good news... theres a haystack
bad news... theres a pitchfork
good news... he mises the pitchfork
bad news... he mises the haystack

The buxom country lass had gone to town to do some shopping and, on her way home after dark, encountered one of the neighboring farm boys returning from a day at the market. The two had walked together for a while when the girl said shyly, "I'm almost afraid to be alone with you like this-you might try to take advantage of me."
"Take advantage of you?" the handsome lad gulped. "Here I am, carrying a pitchfork and a chicken in one hand, a washtub in the other and leading a goat. I could hardly take advantage of you."
"Well," she continued, "you could always stick the pitchfork in the ground, tie the goat to it and put the chicken under the washtub, couldn't you?"