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Jesse Jackson and Bill Clinton were in the sauna naked when Bill looked down at Jesse's dick and exclaimed "Wow Jesse, your dick is huge! How do you get it so big?" and Jesse says "Well Bill, every night before I go to sleep I take it out and slam my dick across the headboard of my bed and it gets bigger and stays that way."

That night Bill and Hillary were laying in bed and Hillary gets up and goes to the bathroom. Bill remembers what Jesse said about making his dick larger and Bill thinks this is a great time to try it. So He gets up, takes his dick out and starts banging it across the headboard. Just then Hillary yells out from the bathroom "Is that you Jesse?"

You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.