Headmaster Jokes

An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day.

Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out.

In the inflatable corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him, pulls a knife out and stabs him.

He runs out of the school.

As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.

He runs off to his inflatable home.

Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.

Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him.

Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones: "You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, more...

Banta took her son Ghanta to the headmaster and said,' Masterjee, my Ghanta thinks about a lot of things but when it comes to work, he does nothing. What should we do for his career?'
The headmaster replied,' Get him to apply for a job in the Planning Commission.'

Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!

There was a co-educational school attached to the college where Banta was the principal. His youngest daughter was also a student of the school. She was poor at her studies and used to get low marks in examinations.

At the end of the academic year, the headmaster of the school, not to incur the displeasure of the principal, promoted the principal's daughter to the next class.

When Banta came to know of this, he exploded:' The headmaster promoted my daughter, in. spite of her poor marks, thinking that she was my daughter. It was there that the headmaster was wrong.'

A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with his dog. "your dog must be very intelligent," said the man. "not
Really," said the headmaster. "i've won three games out of four."