"Trouble with Inflation" joke
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day.
Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out.
In the inflatable corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him, pulls a knife out and stabs him.
He runs out of the school.
As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.
He runs off to his inflatable home.
Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.
Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.
Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him.
Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones: "You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
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