Headphones Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day a blonde walks in the beauty shop to get her hair done. A beautician walks up to cut her hair and ask that the blonde take the headphones off of her head. The blonde quickly replies, "
I can't"
Well, during the haircut, the beautician decides to move it over a little bit so that she can cut the hair and the headphones fall off. Instantly the blonde falls out of the seat dead as a door knob. It dazed the beautician so she leaned down to pick up the headphones to listen at what they were playing. She puts the headphones up to her ears to listen and they were playing "
breathe in, breathe out"

There was a blonde and she went to get her hair cut. She went into the salon with headphones on and she wouldn't take them off. Soon she fell asleep. The lady took her headphones off and then left to get shampoo. When she came back the blonde was dead. The headphones were playing breathe in breathe out.