Headphones Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears:
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears:
a blonde walked into a barber shop and the lady at the desk said it will be 5 minutes.
5 minutes paa and she is called back(mean while she is listing 2 headphones.)
The man say "ummm... excuse me but you will have to take your head phones off. she says no if you take them off somethin bad will happen.The man comes bac 5 inutes later and says again"please take your hed phones off.NO replied the girl.The man rips her headphones off and the woman dropped dead What have i done he listens to the head phones they are saying Breath In Breath out
A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?"
"Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work.
Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever you do... don't touch the headphones"
"No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the
restraint.
Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde. Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted
one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself.
She heard the strangest more...
a blonde walks into a hair dresser with headphones on
and said i would like a cut
so the hairdresser said ok, can you take your headphones of please
the blonde said no! so the hairdresser cut around the headphones and when he did that, he asked CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OF YOUR HEADPHONES! the blonde said NO! so the hairdresser said this is getting rediciolous and he took the head phones off
BANG!!! the blonde fainted and died so the hairdresser put the headphones on and heard breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out!
A blonde walks into a hairdressers wearing headphones. She asks for a trim. The hairdresser asks her to take her headphones off so she can cut her hair. The blonde stops breathing. Assuming she is dead the hairdresser puts on the headphones and hears
" Breathe in... and breathe out."
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears: